Rant - You are not a DJ

"Alex Murel" (alexandermurel) 01/22/2014 at 22:24 • Filed to: Rants

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Seriously, you there, sitting at your Macbook with Garageband open, you're not a fucking DJ. Why am I so annoyed about this pray tell? Because I just spent the last hour searching for new music and mashups of some of my favorite songs and all I found was this shit. I actually took the time to sign into YouTube to start disliking videos.

All any of these little shitbags are doing is just fading back and forth between two songs and they can't even do that right! In the "song" on top Love Me Again is peaking constantly because the idiot who made it decided it was too quiet and is apparently blind, having ignored the red lights flashing all over the place. In the middle of the mix the volume goes up and down several times as well. Seriously? I'm not saying I can produce music, but at least I know enough not to pollute the rest of the world with my audio terrorism.

Here's a decent mashup for taking your time and listening.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Alex Murel 01/22/2014 at 22:27

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One of my favorites

Greenmobile Supremo Commando, BRZ Extrordinare > Alex Murel 01/22/2014 at 22:29

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Notorious T.A.N.K

Bad Idea Hat > Greenmobile Supremo Commando, BRZ Extrordinare 01/22/2014 at 22:32

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Bahahahaha yes .

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Greenmobile Supremo Commando, BRZ Extrordinare 01/22/2014 at 22:36

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GLORIOUS

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Alex Murel 01/22/2014 at 22:39

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Oh god that really is terrible, and I love both of those songs too.

chiefstinky > Alex Murel 01/22/2014 at 22:40

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The Dummy Gummy > Alex Murel 01/22/2014 at 22:52

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Discouraging artists trying to find their way is not the way to go.

That being said check out www.hypem.com I think you will find a lot of great mashups. Also Madeon has an amazing sample deck. I will drop it in a response once I find it.

The Dummy Gummy > The Dummy Gummy 01/22/2014 at 22:55

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Ha apparently the song was called pop culture. I hope you enjoy.

aquila121 > chiefstinky 01/22/2014 at 23:14

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SO EIGHTIES.

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Alex Murel 01/22/2014 at 23:26

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Some men just like to listen to the world burn.

I can't really explain why else half the shit that people upload to YouTube exists.

aquila121 > The Dummy Gummy 01/22/2014 at 23:36

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That's pretty damn good.

The Dummy Gummy > aquila121 01/22/2014 at 23:45

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I can send you a few more. That is one I discovered a few years ago, but it still one of my favorite. The guy is a master at his talent though.

TheJWT > Alex Murel 01/23/2014 at 00:07

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A few good ones...

TheJWT > Greenmobile Supremo Commando, BRZ Extrordinare 01/23/2014 at 00:08

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This doesn't get posted nearly enough.

Axial > Greenmobile Supremo Commando, BRZ Extrordinare 01/23/2014 at 01:58

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I can't stop laughing. I...ow my sides!